The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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