I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
