There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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