her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I think I have vodka in my lungs
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
