she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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