He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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