Cold hands, warm shart.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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