we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
