Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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