His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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