Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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