She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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