google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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