I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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