I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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