i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
