Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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