I must be too annoying 4 u.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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