You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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