You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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