i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
send nudes
from the living room?
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