What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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