brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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