Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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