I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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