Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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