someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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