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I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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