If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Couch. On fire.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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