if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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