Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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