what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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