Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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