i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
