I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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