I hate all girls vehemently.
so that wasnt chicken after all
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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