it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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