yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
