Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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