AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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