ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We're too hungover to prance.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
