Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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