how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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