What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My ass is underappreciated
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
