Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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