Will you blow on my dice?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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