The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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