Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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