the new term for farting is butt boxing.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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