Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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