Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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