You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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